Offer your butt to Prabhupada and go to hell
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If you are a GBC who allows butt obeisances to Prabhupada, then I offer my humble butt obeisances to you. This is called justice.
Transcript of the video (with links to references)
I am leaving ISKCON Europe and joining ISKCON Brazil. It will probably be remote membership where I can pay 200 Euros per year and have unlimited sex and go Back home Back to Godhead in the same time. But the real reason for this change is that a great visionary leader Hridayananda das Goswami and his followers introduced new way to offer obeisances, it’s called butt obeisances tattva.
A few days ago, my spies obtained a secret butt obeisances video which happened in Nova Gokula, in February this year. Leaders of Nova Gokula are Hrdayananda Goswami’s disciples and faithful followers of Krishna West. I also want to mention that Prabhupada’s samadhi that you see in this video was built by great sacrifice of many brahmacaries, books distributors and other devotees. Let’s check it out.
So, the you turn your back to Prabhupada, and you lean forward to show your butt, so in this way, organizers of this event are showing to the world what they really think about Prabhupada and his books.
So, to make sure that I am qualified to join ISKCON Brazil, especially this Nova Gokula community, I would like to go there, now I am gonna offer my butt obeisances 4 people, to Hridayananda das Goswami, the ideological leader in Brazil, and also to all three GBC zonal secretaries for Brazil, which are Bhaktivaibhava Swami, Madhu-sevita prabhu and Bhakti-Caru Swami. For Bhakti Caru Swami, I also want to say “hi” to his female secretary if he still has one. The yoga girls did it in a wrong way…
If you think that what I just did was offensive, you should not forget that I am now acting under a shelter of Hridayananda das Goswami and he is a pure devotee, and whatever he does is perfect, even if he plays ping pong with girls, I mean what do you know what is transcendental, or if he establishes butt obeisances, he can do that because he is a guru, and you are not guru, and you are not pure devotee, therefore you should not judge pure devotees and think that they implemented something offensive. Butt obeisances tattva is obligatory for you to learn if you want to live in Brasil.
Also, if you are interested in offering butt obeisances, please take initiation from Bhaktivaibhava Swami, Madhu-sevita Swami or Bhakti Caru Swami, they can reveal confidential details of how butt obeisances really work. I mean if they don’t accept butt obeisances tattva, then they would surely make a huge cleanup in Brazil by now, all this nonsense is happening there for at least the last 10 years.
Now, if you don’t have any love for Hridayananda das Goswami, and you never associated with him, and you never got his mercy, you will not understand what is significance in butt obeisances tattva.
With this new change, which is not an essential change, you see what is important is your attitude in your heart, how you do it, it’s not important, it’s just a matter of culture, in India, people kneel down on the floor, in Brazil, we show you our butt as a sign of respect. But, what we are actually trying with butt tattva is to bring millions of gays into Hare Krishna movement.
Now you see that Hridayananda das Goswami is really genius, gays will actually like butt obeisances, because that is how they have sex. And according to Brazilian unlimited sex theory, any type of sex is divine.
If you think I am joking, let me read to you, official document by the Brazilian GBC:
This document are minutes from the Brazilian GBC held on April 21 22 and 23, in Nova Gokula, the home of butt obeisances tattva.
So that’s it for today, once more I want to inspire all my friends to join ISKCON Brazil, and I will show you one of the advanced versions of butt namaskar.
Normally, butt obeisances responsibility should go on Hridayananda das Goswami, but since he is playing ping pong and not chanting on japa, I don’t take him seriously anyway.
Disciples of Hridayananda in Leadership of Nova Gokula: The chairman is Rama Putra, the others two devotees who help him are Vijayamarga and Sesalila.
And those who are really responsible are those who are appointed to protect Prabhupada’s legacy in Brazil, but I doubt that they even go there. But ignorance is not excuse, so zonal assignments tell us this story:
And who are members of executing committee is also shown on their website:
What Prabhupada thinks about yoga
Devotee: Can hatha-yoga hinder or help Krsna consciousness, or is it…?
Prabhupada: Hinder. Yes. Because it is useless, simply wasting time. You cannot perform hatha-yoga in this age. You do not follow the rules and regulations. You are simply bluffed. Do you know what is the rules and regulations of hatha-yoga factually?
Devotee: Not actually.
Prabhupada: Yes. You have to select a secluded place. Hatha-yoga is not practiced in assembly of so many men. Just you go to a hatha-yoga class. There are hundreds of members practicing, and he is collecting money, five dollars per seat. And you are thinking, “I am practicing.” That is useless waste of time and money. Hatha-yoga is not practiced in that way. You have to practice in a secluded place, alone. Do you do that?
Devotee: Yes. Not… No. I guess I don’t.
Prabhupada: It is very difficult in this age. Then you have to restrain yourself in so many things. Complete free from sex life. You have to eat under certain direction, you have to… So many things there are. These rules are not followed. Simply they have got some bodily gymnastic sitting posture. They are thinking, “I am practicing.” No. That is one of the items. So all the items cannot be observed in this age. Therefore it is wasting.” (Srila Prabhupada, Colombus, Ohio, 1969)
Brazil’s homoaffective religious union ceremonies
On their meeting on April 21,22,23, local leaders of ISKCON Brazil decided that they need to “investigate” vedic gay marriage ceremonies.
Original text: “No ano passado, o CGB recebeu um pedido para discussão do tema “cerimônia religiosa de união homo afetiva”. Segundo Sarvabhauma Prabhu, que participou das discussões do comitê que foi formado em 2016, é necessário um tempo maior para discorrer sobre o assunto e apresentá-lo na próxima reunião do CGB, em 2018. Assim, foi aprovada a criação e formação de uma nova comissão para analisar e pesquisar a questão de forma profunda, tendo como base os Vedas, o conhecimento acadêmico sobre o tema e pesquisas com outros grupos religiosos.”
Last year, the CGB received a request for a discussion on the theme “homoaffective religious union cerimonies”. According to Savabhauma Prabhu, that participated in the discussions of the committee that was formed in 2016, more time is needed to discuss about the subject and present it in the next meeting of the CGB, in 2018. Therefore, the creation and formation of a new commission to analyses and research deeply into this matter was approved, taking the Vedas as its basis, the academic knowledge about the subject and research with other religious groups.”
Commentary: “homoaffective religious union ceremonies” is an euphemism for gay marriages held inside ISKCON temples. We all know what can be expected from Brazilian leaders ( if you don’t know yet, then click here ). If the global GBC doesn’t do anything to stop this nonsense, then probably Brazil will become the first country in ISKCON to allow gay marriages inside its temples.
What Prabhupada says about homoaffective religious union ceremonies
My Dear Lalitananda dasa,
Please accept my blessings. I am in due receipt of your letter dated May 13rd, 1975 and have noted the contents. I am very sorry that you have taken to homosex. It will not help you advance in your attempt for spiritual life. In fact, it will only hamper your advancement. I do not know why you have taken to such abominable activities. What can I say? Anyway, try to render whatever service you can to Krishna. Even though you are in a very degraded condition Krishna, being pleased with your service attitude, can pick you up from your fallen state. You should stop this homosex immediately. It is illicit sex, otherwise, your chances of advancing in spiritual life are nil. Show Krishna you are serious, if you are.
I hope this meets you in good health.
Your ever well-wisher,
A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami (letter May 26th, 1975)